I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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