It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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