Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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