He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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