Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ttyl tear gas
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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