Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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