Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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