and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
