Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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