Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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