There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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