I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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