8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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