i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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