playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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