There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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