you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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