Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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