So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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