grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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