but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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