Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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