Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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