Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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