And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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