I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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