good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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