I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Barsexuality is the new black.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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