im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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