I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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