So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
is it fun? or sober?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize