saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I licked your asshole in confidence.