Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon