Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy