do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sorry my hands just texted you
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.