Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
3pm strippers are depressing
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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