Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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