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you suck at this game today
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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