About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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