K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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