Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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