Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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