we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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