hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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