brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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