Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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what are you doing with your life
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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