it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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