remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You can make out without kissing
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