: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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