Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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