Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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