i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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