So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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