my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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