Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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