I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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