It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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