I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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